Gnome Be Gone

I have got to get me some of these!

GNOME-BE-GONE GNOMEBEARERS

Finally rid your garden of those pesky ceramic garden gnomes with our Gnome-Be-Gone GnomeBearers! That's right, now your garden can be free of those kitsch little Euro garden invaders. Who do they think they are, wearing tiny red dunce caps and pushing inefficient wooden wheelbarrows?

Place our Large Gnome-Be-Gone GnomeBearers into your flower beds and watch the demented gnomes disappear like magic!