INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!

I often make jokes that our house is built on an indian burial ground, and is cursed! And after this last week of having to dig up our back yard around our septic tank to prove to the Health Department that the tank was not installed backwards! I am beginning to believe my own joke! It has only been working for 16 years with NO PROBLEM.... so we uncover it,and guess what? It was NOT installed backwards (told you so!) but.... there is always a but..... it was actual built wrong! (okay, WHAT?) yeah that's what we said! thankfully it was a simple fix of moving the inlet and outlet pipes, so now it passes with flying colors, and has been put back in the ground with the dead indians!